Pineapple Express Strain


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About this Hybrid, Strain

Pineapple Express Strain is a hybrid cannabis strain that tastes tropical, with a pineapple appeal and undertones of spices and cedar. When harvest-ready, this strain produces dense light green buds with slight purple hues. Pineapple Express strain For Sale. This hard-hitting hybrid provides a long-lasting energetic buzz perfect for productive afternoons and creative escapes.

Pineapple Express Effects

Although we are aware of how insane the 2008 film Pineapple Express weed made this strain out to be, this cannabis is not nearly as strong as depicted, and certainly will not leave you dysfunctional or acting plain stupid. Instead, you can expect quite the contrary, with its potential to bring introspection and hefty cerebral effects, continuing all the way down to your body, which will fill right up with blissful relaxation, yet an urge to carry on. This hybrid truly is a quintessential balance, keeping its user within the happy medium of a totally creative spirit that is downright ready to journey out on an adventure, to a thought-provoking bookworm that just wants to keep it all in.

Regardless of what goes on with your mind, Pineapple Express weed will be body numbing, making any pains or aches you might be having physically quickly melt away, all while keeping the mind sharp and concentrated. Not ideal for a morning pre-work smoke, Pineapple Express strain can sometimes leave you feeling a tad bit too spacey to function at the workplace, but right after you get home or even on a day off, if you need that good green stuff to act as a little pick-me-up, Pineapple Express is exactly the road you should turn down.

Medical Benefits of Pineapple Express


Probably the most severe medical condition that Pineapple Express weed has been known to be of immense help with, is clinical depression. Due to its uplifting and energizing nature, for those who are suffering from a mental condition, especially one that can be as debilitating and fatigue-inducing as depression, Pineapple Express has a way of getting its patients re-motivated and excited for going out and getting things done.

Additionally, it sets its consumers into good spirits, making it not only a wonderful strain for increasing energy, but also for calming the mind and simultaneously bringing in positive thoughts. Others who are dealing with anxiety, stress, and even PTSD, have also found relief from this fruity and tropical strain. If you are experiencing a mental condition and are looking towards this powerful hybrid for relief, it is important to know your limits of consumption and only intake an amount that you know is a safe level for you. Over-consuming any strain of marijuana while handling a mental disorder, can lead to a worsening in stress, anxiety, and even paranoia.

In addition to mental conditions, Pineapple Express is valuable for those managing chronic pain, or just moderate to mild pains. If you are consuming it for these reasons, a large dose may be in order to feel the full extent of its effects. Consuming edibles, concentrates, candies, live resins, and shatters, are all ways that ensure a higher dosage, but are still convenient for use.

Possible Side Effects of Pineapple Express weed

Pineapple Express is not considered an insanely potent strain when compared to other strains on the marijuana market, so because of this, its adverse effects are considerably milder. The most commonly reported side effects after consuming this cannabis are dry mouth, dry eyes, or a feeling of dehydration. To assist with any sensations of dry mouth or dehydration, it is vital to drink plenty of hydrating fluids before, during, and after your high, just to make sure the likelihood of this lessens. Dry eyes are solvable by keeping a bottle of moisturizing eye drops on hand, which can be purchased for an affordable price at your local drug store. Other than what is listed above, any other side effects are much less likely, if not rare, so Pineapple Express is considered a fairly risk-free strain to consume.

We’ve covered its lore and namesake, and with great renown comes great risk. If a grower has an uppity, Hawaiian strain, he’ll market and sell it as Pineapple Express weed for sale online for obvious reasons. Unfortunately, this means no cut of Pineapple Express will be the same as the other. On the bright side, odds are, if the grower knows what’s good for him, he won’t name this baby after Hollywood’s most legendary stoners if he knows what’s good for him.

Its THC content usually averages between 12-17% and doesn’t get much higher than this. Despite its acclaimed psychedelic stardom from the stoner movie “Pineapple Express,” its high is actually on the milder side. However, consumers enjoy its softer cerebral effects that increase creativity, can break through writer’s block, and increase social inventiveness while also inducing a light body buzz that relieves mild aches. Focus and awareness are often heightened. This is a lovely strain for consumers that are entering the cannabis scene.

The most notable ill side-effect is dry mouth, with some claiming it also creates dry eyes. While more unlikely than not, some have reported slight bouts of paranoia and dizziness that occurs when consumed improperly.

Flowering time for Pineapple Express is between 7-8 weeks and is most potent when “super cropped” (bush style growing: using lights of 600+ watts and topping the plant).


1/2 Pound (240 grams), 1/4 Pound (120 grams), 1/8 Pound (60 grams), A Pound (480 grams), An Ounce (30 grams)


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